4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.
I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
fuck this place in particular
Brushing teeth is so weird like put this paste on this stick with wires on it and scrape it against your molars, it’ll stop invisible creatures from digging holes in your mouth
Ugh someone take drivers training with me in April so I don’t have to crash a car by myself
I wish i could but my moms an asshole
YOUR MOMS LETTING YOU?????
Nah she’s NOT letting me.
Me:”Can I take drivers ed with Mia in April?”
My mom who’s being an asshole:”Yeah!!!!….. If you can pay.”
What???? Aw man I’m sorry :( how much is it?
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
I get sexual satisfaction from proving people wrong
A body plunges into the liquid; a crust of wax crystallizes around its curves and folds, growing architectural forms, layer by layer.
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older